Excuse me while I fucking rant. I am finally starting to feel like my old randy self but a few of my friends I want to seriously bitch slap into tomorrow or better yet out of my fucking life! I know they don’t mean to be annoying but for me, I don’t want to hear your stupid dream about my husband’s ex and me becoming besties and ignoring the fuck out of you. WHAT THE FUCK?? I get on facebook and that’s what you type to me. I have a fucking life and I don’t want to be in your dreams especially with my hunny’s ex who is the lunatic HORRID! I’d rather have anal sex than hang with that trollop even better I would rather watch you being bitch slapped by that bitch in your dream that I don’t even want to be a part of while your hubby does you up your arse. Don’t you fucking know me by fucking now? I am going to have to learn how to hide from you because I am not wanting to speak with you or hear about your humorous dreams that I find absolutely fucking stoopid. I wish these two people would just block me on facebook. I can’t deal with them. This other woman (girl) puts up her status and as an afterthought puts my name as well as my hubby’s to come to see what she has on sell at the market which is almost 2 hours from where I live. IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS! She can go get fucked. She thinks she funny. I think she needs a good bitch slap into reality. Now if I could only find someone who would actually bitch slap her out of my life I might drive there to witness it but frankly it’s not worth the effort.
At least typing this out, I feel a tad better. I won’t be doing anything to them but really I want to bitch slap them hard. I think I would really enjoy that to the Nth degree.
I don’t usually do rants like this but today I had to get this out there. Surely you must know someone in your life that deserves a good bitch slap into tomorrow or better yet out of your life!
- The Bitch Slap: Stop Doing These Things (erikanapoletano.com)